You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Randomize
