I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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