what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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