I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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