I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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