Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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