they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
