There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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