question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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