sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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