thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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