There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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