WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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