dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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