Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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