so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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