alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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