Tell her she can't have a vagina
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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