Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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