Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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