shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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