Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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