Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
