I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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