wat bout pragnant strippers??
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just pee around me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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