And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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