In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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