no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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