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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(818): View more from California

Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around

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(845): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount

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(518): View more from New York

plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?

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(248): View more from Michigan

What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence

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