i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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