He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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