New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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