He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think im going to throw up on grandma
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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