I forgot how hot balto sounded
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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