I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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