If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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