it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
my poor anus
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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