thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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