Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Moan for me like Helen Keller
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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