butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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