i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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