Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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