You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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