Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't deserve a penis
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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