How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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