the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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