I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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