I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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