covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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