Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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