so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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