so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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