How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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