she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Enjoy the penises
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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