Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just want nice things and good sex
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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