Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Also, beer. Big fan.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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