i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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