on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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