Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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