so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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