It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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