Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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